Today was one of those rare perfect beautiful days. Everything was aligned. The weather was perfect. All areas of my life felt like they fell into place FINALLY.
Then I had to go and fuck it up. Of course.
My career...great success
My looks...smokin hot
My love life...epic fail
After 5 years of singleton status I have accepted my permanent state of spinsterdom and eventual eating by dogs.
Have found adequate replacement for a significant other in romance novels, movies, and food.