spinsters unite
07, Sep 2011
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I suddenly came to the realization that if something didn’t change soon I was going to live a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine. And I would finally die fat and alone and found three weeks later half eaten by wild dogs.
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undertheironc-deactivated201109
My career...great success
My looks...smokin hot
My love life...epic fail
After 5 years of singleton status I have accepted my permanent state of spinsterdom and eventual eating by dogs.
Have found adequate replacement for a significant other in romance novels, movies, and food.
Ask me anything
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